Wednesday, January 30, 2019

Today's Morning Routine


Perform your normal hygiene routine – shower, shave, and brush your teeth.  Today I also want you to trim your pubic hair.  You don’t need to shave it off entirely, but rein in the jungle.  And just your pubes – you may look like a yeti otherwise, but that’s my crotch now, and it will be well maintained from now on.    

 

When you’re done, remain naked, kneel in front of your mirror, or set up your phone to take a video, and recite the following mantra twenty (20) times:

“Women are superior to men, and submitting to them is only natural.”

When you are finished you will upload the video (if you took one) to your cloud storage.  If you wrote your mantra, take a picture and upload it to the same.  You may dress comfortably today.

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